I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have
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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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8,475 plays
I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
Hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet
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PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!
FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD
WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!
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